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📄 The Lease: "Lessee agrees to pay a non-refundable restoration fee of $350 upon execution of this agreement, separate from the security deposit."
🚩 NoCap Translation: They are trying to rob you. This 'Restoration Fee' is total nonsense. They want $350 just for letting you move in. In many states, this is illegal if they also charge a deposit.Verdict: 🛑 REFUSE TO SIGN
📄 The Legalese: "Upon surrender of the premises, Tenant shall have carpets professionally steam cleaned by a vendor selected by Landlord and provide a receipt of payment."
🚩 NoCap Translation: They want you to pay their friends. In most states, you only have to leave the place "broom clean." Forcing you to hire their specific expensive cleaner is a classic way to drain your wallet before you leave.Verdict: 🛑 ILLEGAL IN MANY STATES
📄 The Legalese: "Guests are not permitted to stay for more than 48 consecutive hours. Any guest staying longer will be considered an unauthorized occupant and grounds for immediate eviction."
🚩 NoCap Translation: They think they're your parents. So if your boyfriend stays over for a long weekend, you get evicted? This is insanely strict. A normal lease allows guests for 10-14 days. Don't sign this unless you want your landlord watching your door with binoculars.Verdict: 💀 TOXIC